Hi I’m back kinda
ASH WEDNESDAY IS FUCKED UP YOU WALK IN THE PLACE AND THERE IS INCENSE EVERYWHERE CAN BARELY BREATHE BECAUSE IT SMELLS BAD CHURCH IS WEIRD
I like the smell of thurible but yes Ash Wednesday is a weird day and I generally dislike Lent so
WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL
Jesus people tag your porn
Okay I work at Dairy Queen I recognize that cone wrapper and not only is this incREDIBLY UNREALISTIC BUt those cones were not made to corporate standard I make much more beautiful cones than that
there are only 3 types of girls
- girls who loved dragons too much in elementary school
- girls who loved wolves too much in elementary school
- girls who loved horses too much in elementary school
that’s every flavor of girl there is
I guess I’m not a girl then because I did none of these??
We once had a blind person who used text reading software compliment us on our old HTML thank you very much XD
Does anybody else remember how amazing this TV show was? I legitimately miss watching Kim Possible.
If I could be any other person in the history of the universe real or fictional I would be Kim Possible no questions asked
girls take so long to get ready because we’re mesmerized by our own boobs