Okay bye guys I’m giving up tumblr for Lent again see you on Easter maybe
ASH WEDNESDAY IS FUCKED UP YOU WALK IN THE PLACE AND THERE IS INCENSE EVERYWHERE CAN BARELY BREATHE BECAUSE IT SMELLS BAD CHURCH IS WEIRD
I like the smell of thurible but yes Ash Wednesday is a weird day and I generally dislike Lent so
WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL
Jesus people tag your porn
Okay I work at Dairy Queen I recognize that cone wrapper and not only is this incREDIBLY UNREALISTIC BUt those cones were not made to corporate standard I make much more beautiful cones than that
there are only 3 types of girls
- girls who loved dragons too much in elementary school
- girls who loved wolves too much in elementary school
- girls who loved horses too much in elementary school
that’s every flavor of girl there is
I guess I’m not a girl then because I did none of these??
We once had a blind person who used text reading software compliment us on our old HTML thank you very much XD
Does anybody else remember how amazing this TV show was? I legitimately miss watching Kim Possible.
If I could be any other person in the history of the universe real or fictional I would be Kim Possible no questions asked
girls take so long to get ready because we’re mesmerized by our own boobs