BFFF (Best Fictional Friends Forever)

Okay bye guys I’m giving up tumblr for Lent again see you on Easter maybe

ouendanl:

ASH WEDNESDAY IS FUCKED UP YOU WALK IN THE PLACE AND THERE IS INCENSE EVERYWHERE CAN BARELY BREATHE BECAUSE IT SMELLS BAD CHURCH IS WEIRD

I like the smell of thurible but yes Ash Wednesday is a weird day and I generally dislike Lent so

antonioborelli:

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL

frolicking-pizza:

Jesus people tag your porn

Okay I work at Dairy Queen I recognize that cone wrapper and not only is this incREDIBLY UNREALISTIC BUt those cones were not made to corporate standard I make much more beautiful cones than that

another porn blog followed me wth

beesmygod:

there are only 3 types of girls

  • girls who loved dragons too much in elementary school
  • girls who loved wolves too much in elementary school
  • girls who loved horses too much in elementary school

that’s every flavor of girl there is

I guess I’m not a girl then because I did none of these??

idreamofjimmy:

korra:

check out this web 1.0 jimmy neutron fansite that’s still up and running

We once had a blind person who used text reading software compliment us on our old HTML thank you very much XD

Omg

saxukargh:

Does anybody else remember how amazing this TV show was? I legitimately miss watching Kim Possible.

If I could be any other person in the history of the universe real or fictional I would be Kim Possible no questions asked

awesomephilia:

girls take so long to get ready because we’re mesmerized by our own boobs

I just photoshopped myself into a model on an iPhone in five minutes and frankly that terrifies me